The Book of Total Weirdness

My two younger brothers and I are making a book. We were going to make it a weird story when Josh, (10), and Michael, (8), said, "let's make it a book of one page captions!" So, being outvoted, I agreed and helped them make it. Here is the cover:


                                             The Book
                                       of Total Weirdness

                                                           By: Michael Steele
                       
                                             Illustrated by: Ben and Josh Steele



 
                               

A talk overheard in North Carolina

My family went to North Carolina for vacation. We were coming out of Mass and I overheard this conversation:

Woman: Do you see those defilberator pads on the wall?

Man: Yes dear.

Woman: You know, I think we should have some of those around the house.

Man: We do dear.